Welcome to the Insane Asylum

BLEACH!!!

Wed, 06 Sep 2006 05:13:52 GMT

Coming this Saturday 9/9 at 12:30 in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!! *PARTIES*

What Bleach Character Are You?

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The Joys of Boys

Sun, 30 Jul 2006 18:34:44 GMT

Interesting things you find out when you have sons!
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response
time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.

Help Someone Please!

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 23:37:06 GMT

Ok everyone I'm at a complete loss. I was hit by someone two weeks ago and my back is all messed up. Because of this I haven't been able to work. Which means I don't have a paycheck coming in. I'm about to lose everything and I feel completely lost. At this moment I could use any advice, help, handouts... I just don't know what to do. I tried going back to work and ended up in so much pain it isn't funny.

Catch me if you can!

Sat, 24 Jun 2006 17:55:19 GMT

I am sorry i'm so random at posting.
I'm now working two full time jobs. I was going to quit my current job to get a better paying one, only when I walked in to quit my boss asked me to become an manager. I can't turn that down, it's what I've been working so hard for.
I then was told I got the other job I was trying for and I couldn't turn it down after a friend went to bats for me to get it. So my day will start at 5am every day and end at 11pm.. I'm not sure if this is better wor worse than my 8am to 1am days.

So my already random postings will become even more random!

goblety gook

Thu, 25 May 2006 09:40:46 GMT

So much going though my head that I'm really not sure what to say. I can't sleep and I feel the need to write. The problem is I don't really feel like updating my journal, I'm not even sure I feel like writing anything that makes any sence. I just want to get things out of my head so I can sleep.

funny haha

Wed, 10 May 2006 03:59:40 GMT

You prefer Passionate sex!

You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs.

'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

The top one is mine... The bottom one is Kevin's!

You prefer Spontaneous sex!

You're into spontaneous sex. Anywhere, any time the mood takes you. Just be careful that your sexcapades don't land you in a (ahem) tight spot.

'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

Because I wanna know

Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:26:49 GMT

Top Commenters on oookittenooo's LiveJournal
(Self and anonymous comments excluded from rankings)

1	coded555	35
2	boudiccaswrath	20
3	kuroukaze	12
4	cyberiantiger	11
5	katslitterbox	11
6	genkimusha	11
7	raincrow	10
8	fran0582	9
9	_thatguy_	7
10	lenne_renne	7

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Funny

Sat, 08 Apr 2006 00:08:08 GMT

oookittenooo's LiveJournal popularity rating is 3.39/10.
oookittenooo is more popular than 94.3% of all LiveJournal users.
oookittenooo is more popular than 89.3% of their mutual friends.

How popular are you?
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Picture Time!

Sun, 19 Feb 2006 08:17:45 GMT

This is a picture of my new boyfriend Kevin

Isn't he looking all dreamy!?

@ Love @ Love

Sun, 19 Feb 2006 08:13:23 GMT

We had to exchange gifts and spend time togher a little late this year because we both had work. However we were together and very happy! Anyway this is the beautiful bracelet Kev got me for Valintine's day!

It says "Love" over and over again with little diamonds between each word!

quick update

Fri, 03 Feb 2006 22:24:38 GMT

I have a new boyfriend and a new place to live. He's waaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy better than Trevor and treats me like 5 billion times better! Oh and He actually wants to date me.. go figure! Today he turned 21 so we are going to get drunk and I have to go get going but I just wanted to let people know I'm still alive and that I'm doing SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER!

Oh his name is KEVIN!!!!

I'm begging here

Wed, 07 Dec 2005 06:14:57 GMT

I seem to say things when I get mad, that I'm feeling right then and there but in the long run aren't true. Then when the maddness goes away I'm stuck dealing with what I've said for a long time.. This is BAD.

Oh and by the way.. if anyone reads this and cares.. I'm REALLY SAD I'd love any of my friends that want to get me something for X-mas to PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get me my paid status back on this site.. I really really want.

this is funny

Thu, 24 Nov 2005 22:26:28 GMT

Sun, 06 Nov 2005 21:40:36 GMT

my live journal is starting to upset me!! my friends list is always messed so badly I can't even read it anymore. I often wonder what the freaking poit to keeping it is.. maybe when it comes time to renew I'll just go back to free. Then I really wouldn't have any say as to if my friend's list worked or not.

We all know this is true

Thu, 20 Oct 2005 08:06:23 GMT

If there is at least one person in your life whom you consider a close friend, and whom you would not have met without the internet, post this sentence in your journal

Too much work?

Sat, 17 Sep 2005 07:38:02 GMT

Well I now I have full time jobs. Meaning my day starts at 7:30am and usually ends around 3... The only good this is I have Monday, Thursday off at my night job, and Friday, Sunday off at my day job. So I'll only be totally tired Tuesdays, Wedensdays and Saturdays.

My mom says because of my working so much I shouldn't take my nephew. I'm thinking I might put myself on call at Burger King because Family comes first and I miss the lil guy. Or I guess I could wait until January after the snow and bring him up here. I can see my mom's point, I mean working that many hours I'd never get to see him he'd be living at the babysitter's.

I gotta find a place to live. I really wanna live at the place cross from Burger King but the guy is crazy! He never remembers anything at all. I'm gonna be calling him as soon as I find my phone I lost in Trevor's car.

I had to share because it is so pretty

Fri, 09 Sep 2005 19:29:40 GMT

My japanese name is 秋本 Akimoto (autumn book) 久美子 Kumiko (eternal beautiful child).
Take your real japanese name generator! today!
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Because Ama Tagged me

Fri, 09 Sep 2005 19:27:24 GMT

Write 20 random facts about yourself then tag the same amount of people as minutes it takes you to write the facts. If you're tagged its your turn.

1) I can't live without my computer.
2) I am addicted to people that hurt me.
3) I have a cat that bites people's toes.
4) I just moved away from all my friend and family.
5) I finally bought a car!
5) I am can use either my right hand or left one.. doesn't matter.
6) I'm a workaholic. I work at least 45 hours a week.
7) The Internet is like my life.
8) I am in love with too many material things.
9) I really want my own room.
10) My being a girl this week sucks monkey balls.
11) I miss all my friends and family.
12) Spaghetti Os are soooo much better to me than Roman
13) I play Trevor's PSP in the bathroom more than he does
14) I am having a hard time counting today
15) I love living out here because I can mow the lawn!
16) I am now in love with my little ponies.. people need to buy them for me.. because they love me...
17) My tummy hurts
18) I am having a hard time sleeping at night
19) I need to find some dance clubs to go to cause baby I miss it!
20) it only took me 3 minutes to do this eat that babies!

Ok I only need to tag 3 people.. and because I suck a lj cuts... I'm just gonna put their names here

Coded555, cyberiantiger, and boudiccaswrath

I know Coded555 already did it.. but he wasn't tagged and since all my other friends were... and I was planning on tagging him to start with.... I did it.. he just doesn't have to do it again.

Fri, 09 Sep 2005 05:27:54 GMT

I have so many things going on in my mind I can't even begin where I want to... so I'll ask a question that has been bugging me for a while... why are the people who were "displaced" because of the hurricane being called refugees. I thought that word meant people feeling because of exile, or fear of persecution. Plus they didn't leave their "homeland" They were and still are American citizens... We didn't suddenly disown New Orleans did we?

I'm in love with Evanescence

Wed, 07 Sep 2005 07:54:43 GMT

Your Evanescence song is: Going Under
You are or have been in a relationship where
you were suppressed and unhappy. You were
treated badly, and were somewhat brainwashed.
Now you've woken up and are in deep pain. You
want some gratitude for all things you have
done for him/her, but don't get any. You feel
like you are falling and have difficulty
getting back on the right track again since
your mental abuse has taken a toll on you.

Screaming Deceiving and Bleeding for you
And you still won't hear me

What Evanescence song are you?[many outcomes + wonderful pictures]
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If I must.. I must...

Tue, 06 Sep 2005 20:23:36 GMT

1) Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you.
2) I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3) I'll pick a flavor/color of jello to wrestle with you in.
4) I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5) I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6) I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7) I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8) If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST. It is written, but completely optional!

I wanted to be a geek or a nerd.. but I'm Joe Normal!?

Sat, 03 Sep 2005 07:39:59 GMT

Joe Normal
43 % Nerd, 34% Geek, 30% Dork

For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored less than half in all three, earning you the title of: Joe Normal.

This is not to say that you don't have some Nerd, Geek or Dork inside of you--we all do, and you can see the percentages you have right above. This is just to say that none of those qualities stand out so much as to define you. Sure, you enjoy an episode of Star Trek now and again, and yeah, you kinda enjoyed a few classes back in the day. And, once in a while, you stumble while walking down the street even though there was nothing there to cause you to trip. But, for the most part, you look and act fairly typically, and aren't much of an outcast.

I'd say there's a fair chance someone asked you to take this test. In any event, fairly normal.

Congratulations!

If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback!

Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in any of the following:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Professional Wrestling

Love & Sexuality

America/Politics

Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 26% on nerdiness

You scored higher than 45% on geekosity

You scored higher than 44% on dork points

Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on Ok Cupid

appreciation of the female gender

Wed, 31 Aug 2005 06:15:30 GMT

Consider it my "appreciation of the female gender." And definitely something for the male chauvinist's of the world to take into consideration. So...with that said...here's the 411 on women. Women want nothing more than respect. They want to be held, they want to be appreciated for the small things they do for you. In a biblical way, I throw this at you. When God created woman from man, he took from man's side. A rib. He did not take a bone from the foot, for he did not intend for women to be walked all over. He did not take one from the cranium, for he did not intend for women to be looked upon as an inferior gender. No, God took from the man's side...a rib. For it represents the equality of man and woman. And not just that, but represents the one thing a woman wants most. To be the protector of a person's heart. Respect the needs of our women, for they are a precious and delicate thing. You wonder why they think the way they do and react to certain things differently. Know its all a simple repercussion of what you display to them first. So love them....for in the end...thats all they really want.

My worth

Wed, 27 Jul 2005 19:58:19 GMT

I am worth $1,012,610 on HumanForSale.com

What's wrong with MY liveJournal

Wed, 27 Jul 2005 18:21:20 GMT

LiveJournal is starting to make me mad. My friend's list isn't updating and hasn't for a couple of days. I know it should because I have one friend that posts at least 3 times a day.. and when going to look back at his journal... I see it hasn't changed.. just my first lists isn't changing...
*cries* When one thing goes wrong everything does.